Cavman 2026: A very fetch reveal
Speaker 1: In the name of all that is holy, would you look at Peter and Alison?
[♪ Upbeat Music Playing ♪]
Oh, Daddy.
Speaker 2: Who are they?
Speaker 1: UVA takes a human form in Peter and Alison.
Speaker 3: They’re flawless.
Speaker 1: Alison gets the first Bodo’s ticket every morning.
Speaker 3: I heard Peter’s in the Seven Society.
Speaker 1: I heard Alison beat Dawn Staley in a one-on-one.
Speaker 2: Peter can sing “The Good Old Song” backwards.
Speaker 1: --in 12 languages
Speaker 3: One time, Alison met Katie Couric on a plane. And she told her she was pretty.
Speaker 1: One time, Peter punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: I heard he’s Cavman.
Speaker 1: I heard she’s Cavman.
Speaker 2: Wait, there’s no way they’re both Cavman.
[♪ Upbeat Music Playing ♪]
Thank you. Oh, thank you. You all are so wonderful.
Oh, Daddy. Oh, Daddy.
What kind of dance is this
Come on, work them legs
What kind of dance is this
Come on, work them legs
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Alison Pike, Class of 2026
Peter Mildrew, Class of 2026
