Cavman 2026: A very fetch reveal
Speaker 1: In the name of all that is holy, would you look at Peter and Alison?
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Speaker 3: Who are they?
Speaker 1: UVA takes a human form in Peter and Alison.
Speaker 2: They’re flawless.
Speaker 1: Alison gets the first Bodo’s ticket every morning.
Speaker 2: I heard Peter’s in the Seven Society.
Speaker 1: I heard Alison beat Dawn Staley in a one-on-one.
Speaker 3: Peter can sing “The Good Old Song” backwards.
Speaker 1: --in 12 languages
Speaker 2: One time, Alison met Katie Couric on a plane. And she told her she was pretty.
Speaker 1: One time, Peter punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: I heard he’s Cavman.
Speaker 1: I heard she’s Cavman.
Speaker 3: Wait, there’s no way they’re both Cavman.
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Text On Screen: Alison Pike, Class of 2026
Text On Screen: Peter Mildrew, Class of 2026
Text On Screen: UVA
